I call this gifset Golly, Do You Think Both These People Were Raised By Soldiers and Taught the Meaning of Duty and Sacrifice from a Really Young Age and Neither One of Them Thought They’d See Their Twenty-Second Birthday?
get rich or die 9 times trying
The frustrating thing is, the cat has no idea at all that those currencies are all different types, and that most of the US currency is just dollar bills. It can’t tell the difference. So basically, this cat has no clue. The cat genuinely did not choose the thug life; rather, the thug life chose a cat, who is pretty much uninterested.
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
I just spilled Sierra Mist all over my cat. I am so sorry.
I can’t stop listening to it. I want it to play forever.